👉 Ah, the 'aides de camp' - a term so absurdly noble that it's like saying your personal bodyguard is a chivalrous knight in training for a comedy sketch. They're basically the military's equivalent of a sidekick who's always there to carry you on your grand adventure (or retreat) but mostly just to make sure you don't forget to refill your water bottle or to call a cab when you need one.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The aides de camp of the new president were so focused on their shiny new laptop they forgot to pack a map for the next hiking trip, leading to a disastrously scenic detour through the national park."
